Даючи дівчині-ботану два кремпаї у Вегасі, після побачення

I was almost late. Check this out.

It took me like 20 minutes to like run all the way to Southwest Airlines and then they were like, "Alright, you got a late check in."

So I was like, "Oh my god, am I gonna make it?"

But I'm here in Vegas now.

That's great. I heard there's a Michael Jackson show and he's like...